30.5.09

It's all about playing ball.

This is a story about a drunkard named Alfredo
Alfredo lives his life watching boys and men playing balls. 
He observes these men chasing balls while occasionally scratches his.
LickHer is his best friend because LickHer always spices up dull games.
Without LickHer, Alfredo will definitely hang himself in the court.

Alfredo biggest dream is to watch girls play ball in bikinis.
Everyday he whines to LickHer, praying for bikini girls.
Bouncing balls, chasing balls, kicking balls, catching balls
shrieking estactically, jumping, laughing and giggling
talking excitedly about ball in his court. 
if only his dream would come true...

Luckily other than LickHer, he has Mun.
He loves Mun running around chasing after the ball
sweating in his short little red pants.
But waiting for Mun is such a pain in the ass.
Every week he waits for Mun who is always late.
He cries for a better Mun or better yet a bikini gorgeotte.

Alfredo is slumping, sagging on his counter in boredom.
Mun cannot satisfy his eye pleasure anymore
Watching Mun is no longer exciting, he craves for more
Suddenly, a gorgeotte with a sassy ass strides towards him.
He blinks once, twice and thrice.
Somehow, somewhere, someone has heard his prayer.

Quickly Alfredo runs his hair with his gold ringed fingers.
He fixes his best charming smile and waited for his ass.
The gorgeotte propped her upper body on his counter
asking his permission to play his ball with a bunch of girlfriends
Smiling widely like a boy on Christmas Eve, he asks:
Will you wear bikini? I want to see you in bikini.
You are beatiful. You have big ass.

His charming gorgeotte smiles prettily and answers:
I will wear bikini now if you wear bikini too..with me..now.
Alfredo breaks into laughter, extended his palm and offers.
His bikini girls is finally here.
Watching georgeous ladies playing balls...his dream has come true.
Alfredo, owner of futsal court, beams to LickHer.
What he needs is a little imaginations...
Life is good, eh my dear.

*based on true story*


Side story 1: 
Ayu ( player rembat team Kermit) xpernah lalu depan Alfredo sebab takut! Bau arak Alfredo bisa buat Ayu mahu muntah on the spot. Tahapnya, bila Ayu masuk court, Alfredo punya la happy tahap keluar dari counter nak peluk Ayu. Silap aaa..Ayu lari pecut dari Alfredo. Malangnya, Alfredo sangkakan Ayu tak suka sama dia. Dia datang kat nenek (player defend Kermit)  lantas bertanya dengan sedih:
Why does she runs away from me?
I was just joking. joking joking.
I already have 5 wives!

tak sempat nenek cakap ape2, dia dah pon gelak sorg2. 
hehe.

Side story 2:
Tahap Alfredo sayang bikini girls punya captain, Alfredo sanggup bagi diorang main free kat court Mascot yang menjadi territori lelaki selama ini. Captain bikini bukan calang2 orang. Setakat pakcik Sepanyol yang mabuk...xde hal laa...senang aje dia pasang perangkap jerami, jampi mantera pon xpayah guna, dah pon Alfredo mabuk kepayang sama Captain bikini.

Side story 3:
Alfredo nih baik dalam mabuk. 

Vocabularies:
1. Drunk.ard ( Dictionary.com)
a person who is habitually or frequently drunk.

2. Gorgeotte ( tas si nenek hot)
a super hot female

3. LickHer ( a liquor shop in Kingscross,Sydney)
 aka  liquor ( Dictionary.com)
a distilled or spirituous beverage, as brandy or whiskey, as distinguished from a fermented beverage, as wine or beer. 

p/s: Nama sebenar Mun ialah Mus...Alfredo xreti sebut Mus.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ape ni..arghh

nenek kebayan rabun said...

ni ialah crappiest crappy crap.

kautsar said...

KAKAKAKAKA!! HAHA! best nye cerita ni! bikini girls tu sume hot2 ke?
hehe! bahaya lah kamu kakak! sile jgn jalan depan alfredo! mcm takut je!

nenek kebayan rabun said...

heheh bagos lah kamu faham wahai si adek! salah satu bikini girls ialah kakak, so obviously la hot kan?? hehe. Alfredo sgt sayang Yalis! Yalis aa yg ckp kalau Afredo pakai bikini gak, dia no hal. bleh aja!
terbeliak mata sang Alfredo! hehe.